“Hey why don’t you come up to my shop and I can fix your phone for you.” Classic creepy guy pick up line by some older dude on tinder of today’s ExCoGi hottie on the bed Josie. Who, in all fairness to her, was 18 at the time she claims and here’s what makes this guy a baller; and Josie continues: “So I went up there and he was like, hey! Take a look at this sex slave contract and do you want to do this with me? And I was like sure!!! Baller or ballsy? You be the judge because that lucky bastard got to keep little Ms Josie tied up at his house to have sex with whenever he wanted. So Josie continues and explains that per her “contract” he would pay her monthly and he’d take her out on really nice dates, take her on really nice trips, take her shopping to get her hair and nails done and… “Yea, I would basically just let him do whatever he wanted to me… including anal.” Now I’m not sure if the fine print also included letting his friends fuck her whenever he brought them over after work but that according to Josie was also included. I want to work where this guy works and in what parallel universe does this shit happen, but sign me up if I get to do whatever I want to a young and impressionable 18 year old girl’s orifices and she thinks she has to legally comply to everything. EVERYTHING!